Thursday, August 20, 2009

// the truth about my short little finger //

WARNING: the entry below is typed by a super bored person, hence it might make no sense.

my mum always said there was something perculiar about my oh-so-short little finger.
my sis finds it cute, like a baby's.
my dad never notice it.
i find it perfectly normal.

all thanks to some evening chinese newspaper that my parents like to read.
i've found out (or rather my mum) the meaning of it. (finally)
recently, i gathered that the editors of that particular blue-bannered newspaper had not much celeb scandals to publish so they decided to devote recent issues to the de-mystifying the meanings of what the length/shape of your fingers mean.
i found out, unfortunately (and predictably) zippo good news about my petite little finger.
A rough extract: Compare the lengths of your ring and little finger.
If your little finger is shorter than the line separating the middle and upper section of your ring finger, it is considered shorter than normal.
This means something about your personality.
Apparently it's all bad news.
Those possessing the above little finger type is too naive, easily conned or made use of by people.
They are stubborn, inflexible, unwilling to accomodate changes.
They will lose out in any form of bargain.
They are bad at expressing themselves, which translates to poor communication with others and poor human relationships.

Man, this is great. Not to mention rather exact.

My sis has fingers that curve outwards (mine, uh, can't curve outwards without suffering a fracture)
And the analysis was the exact opposite of mine.
Those possessing fingers that curve outwards are smart, capable, difficult to deceive by others and armed with a hidden agenda.
They are relatively good at investments.
They are fickle-minded, and are not so stable in decision-making.
They are good at communication, possess charisma and enjoy amicable relationships with others.

Oh wells, whoever said life's fair?

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